@eliserose5: Don't be a doormat, be an electric fence.
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@YesThatAmy: Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four.
@noog: *playing Mortal Kombat* Her: Can I try? Me: Sure. Her: Which one of them shoots that Handookie thingie? Me: Hadouken? Her: Yea. Me: Leave.