@jordan_stratton: Don't be a doormat for people to walk all over. Be a FAKE doormat over a trapdoor that leads to a secret pit of cobras.
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@McGrumpenstein: Wife: We should go camping Me: Yay *waits til wife is gone to tell kids the Blair Witch Project plot. Camping trip turns into visit to NYC*
@meganamram: Idea: "Celebrity Price Is Right" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460
@Bratterina: A gang of pigs that do martial arts and go around the city fighting crime, call themselves "The Pork Chops" Don't steal my idea.
@Jackson5toLife: Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.