@EliseRose5: Don't be an ass, be an arse. Do it with class.
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@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to all the dormant volcanoes out there, just chillin', keepin' that magma to themselves and whatnot.
@P0tterhead_394: My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me.
@NoticablyBacon: Its a little cheesy but holding up a boom box outside her window and blasting the song "Cotton Eye Joe" will win her back everytime
@AmishPornStar1: Starting to think that having kids just to get some help around the house was a bad idea.