@KentWGraham: Don’t be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I’m walking the dog.
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@TheMichaelRock: Shout out to Debra on Facebook for saving lives by letting everyone know that the snow is slippery.
@ThaJawn: "Cute cat, what's it's name?" Too-ra-loo-ra, but you have to sing, or she won't come "Um ok,🎶 Too-ra-l" SHE WON'T COME! IT'S A CAT! HAHA
@saxbot: 9 out of 10 people agree that it's weird to stand on top of the toilet and ask them survey questions over the stall wall.