@AmarndaBvnes: don’t be offended if someone doesn’t reply to your text. their phone is prob “just on silent” or “right in front of their lying face”
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@TimHaynesJr: That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it.
@Reverend_Scott: BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]
@woodmuffin: "For my next illusion" the magician announces: "Free will!" Everyone starts clapping but they don't know why