@AmarndaBvnes: don’t be offended if someone doesn’t reply to your text. their phone is prob “just on silent” or “right in front of their lying face”
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@BuckyIsotope: KIM JONG UN: I am the angriest craziest most unstable leader in the world and I have the worst haircut DONALD TRUMP: hold my beer
@itswrigley: I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful.
@david8hughes: [laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree
@ninjadinosaur1: I'm pretty sure there isn't a single Australian animal that wouldn't look good in a top hat.