@omibaloney: Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
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@david8hughes: [at work] "Mornin, Margaret." "Mornin. You're late today." [looks at watch] "Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"
@curlycomedy: The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission.