@omibaloney: Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
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@blade_funner: STEWARDESS: Does anyone know how to defuse a bomb? PERSON WHO DOESN'T FLINCH OPENING A CAN OF CRESCENT ROLLS: Right here.
@stonedcoldlazy: Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?
@iamspacegirl: vampire: let me bite you me: no! vampire: it will be fun me: *running away* vampire: wait, stop! my fangs magically change color when I sip through them! me: *noticeably slowing down*