@aparnapkin: Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem
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@HatfieldAnne: Protestants sing every verse to every hymn. Catholics know this. We think about it when we get to the bakery 20 minutes ahead of you.
@nealbrennan: I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him.
@PaperWash: Perfect Date: 1) Get kids out of the house 2) Light some candles 3) Burn the house down 4) Collect the insurance 5) Take her somewhere nice