@aparnapkin: Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem
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@bridger_w: When I see a "How am I driving?" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
@JakeDuarte43: Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)
@NikiWithIssues: There's a butterfly in my office and a nerf gun in my purse. Susan, clear my schedule.