@Quartzjixler: Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler.
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@IvoryGazelle: Kid: There’s a monster living in my closet Monster: do you have any idea how expensive a studio apartment is in this neighborhood
@818Newbie: The Bermuda Triangle has been relocated to the space between your car seat and the center console.
@SufficientCharm: My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month.