@PaulyPeligroso: Don't be that guy that tells people not to be "that guy."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DothTheDoth: Don't invite me over unless you are trying to secretly transfer a cursed object to me.
@SadPeruna: Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face.
@jessokfine: If someone walks in on you hatching your evil plan, just tell them you were rubbing in some hand moisturizer.