@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless of course, they're feeding you kale.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: STATUS: Using the flashlight on my phone to look for the keys that are in my hand so I can open my car cuz I think I left my phone in there.
@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.
@karencreets: Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
@QuietPsycho: When you're dead, you have no idea you're dead. It's only difficult for other people..... Much the same as when you're stupid.....