@TomTheWicked: Don't blame me. You're the one following a 32 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters.
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@The_MartiniGirl: Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain.
@jasonroeder: I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado.
@aveuaskew: You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead.