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@AlexvanBeek: Don't bore a girl by saying she's beautiful, like every other shallow creep

Grab her interest by saving her from a staged hostage situation

Don’t bore a girl by saying she’s beautiful, like every other shallow creep

Grab her interest by saving her from a staged hostage situation

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