@954LeenO: Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you.
@shutupmikeginn: Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog
@DothTheDoth: Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.
@bvb1123: My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met.
@turkeyheadmac: Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes
@Hmmm_er: She: 5 mins babe
*discovers a new planet*
*travels to it*
She: 5 mins babe