@954LeenO: Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you.
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@KeetPotato: accountant: "youre basically broke" wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff" me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"
@MarfSalvador: Cop: He's getting away! Quickly, cut him off! Criminal: Get outta my— Rookie: STOP TALKING
@canadasandra: the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed