@954LeenO: Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you.
@hippieswordfish: *erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*
@sssub23: I'm wearing nike pants so you have to just do it...
@OneFunnyMummy: Once upon a time I could complete a sentence and then I had kids. The end.
@ch000ch: just got mad and flipped a table but it spun all the way around in landed right side up. everyone in Applebee's is clapping