@CoreyKeyz: Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then.
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@SamuelHLowe: - You pay more attention to the TV than you do me! - Ma'am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?
@The_JRM: The reason my daughter wasn't nominated for an Oscar is because the Academy hasn't seen my 7yo trying to get out of going to school.
@CarolinaSong: Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head
@SamuelHLowe: "Based on a true story" means it happened more or less like this, but with ugly people.