@weinerdog4life: Don't buy a belt at the zoo, it's just a snake trying to escape.
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@DelanieFischer: Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work.
@danabrit: I'm writing code, not making diamonds. Continuing to apply more and more pressure will not produce a better outcome.
@NotThatMoti: Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT
@skullmandible: most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns