@CovertAgentP: Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons.
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@joejwest: [vet school] ME: Welcome, students. Hope you brought textbooks because- [spins cat on finger like basketball] -I have no idea what I'm doing
@Playing_Dad: [Cops at crime scene] Cop 1: Criminal scum. They must have taken every single toilet. Cop 2: Wow, they really left us nothing to go on.
@iGreenMonk: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.