@CovertAgentP: Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons.
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@scharpling: In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says "what the hell is that" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE.
@1Happytwit: HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me.
@maymay72x: Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying.