@CovertAgentP: Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons.
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@StashTheTash: Real person: Do you have Twitter? I'll follow you! Me: Nope, sorry. Don't have a phone or a computer. Or a microwave. Hard times and all..
@Douchekevin: I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. So I keep the curtains closed.
@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.
@GensPlace: When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.