@Bob_Heller: Don't call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet.
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@SortaBad: You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby
@TJ_TheMenace: Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God.
@TheBeerGuy73: Teens today stuck inside all day long playing video games. In my day, we spent all day outside smoking hash oil & cigarettes with friends.
@Rayne__Man: Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me three times, show me how you do that