@JasonLastname: Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
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@AmishPornStar1: Do you like long lines, mass transit and sweaty white people? Ask your doctor if a Disney trip is right for you.
@knot_eye: I can't be the only one that sees the day when a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM.
@_NTFG_: I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore.