@shegotagronk: Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.
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@ArfMeasures: *watches Planet Of The Apes* Ugh it's so unrealistic that dumb creatures would rule the planet *watches the news* Oh
@Samiam556: Apparently the safe word has changed to... NOT THERE IDIOT!!! Followed by a swift elbow to the eye....
@MomofTeen: Newton's amended 1st law of motion: Objects dropped on the floor by teens will remain at rest for months unless acted upon by an angry Mom.
@mattZillaaaa: I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them