@GinRumMe: (Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.)
Text: Hey what are you up to?
@RealPrincessKim: You know that scene in 8 Mile where Eminem disses himself so the other guy has nothing to rap about? That's basically my only plan in life.
@KingRainhead: boy: you have really pretty eyes...
me: *suspicious* thank you...???
boy: *leans in slowly*
me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!
@kevnasto: My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza.
@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go
-We are going to be late
-I hate school
-But Mum, you have to take me!
@Vodkantots: It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat.