@JennyJohnsonHi5: Don't drink and drive, also don't call frozen yogurt "fro yo."
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@BCMontgo: Sir, you can't walk up to the drive through window. [45 minutes later] *gallops up to window on stick horse*
@bourgeoisalien: [robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going
@Ahm76: Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named "Insects Rabbit" and his catchphrase was, "What is transpiring, Physician?"
@Kathleen_McGee: The cool thing about being broke is you can tell your friends you aren't drinking for a while & they think you're getting your shit together