@jesus: Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday.
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@sixfootcandy: (Avoids bear attack by spraying him in the face with Axe Body Spray) Bear: *crying and coughing* Why?
@mydanimarie: Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open.
@Sean_Burgundy_: All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"