@egg_dog: don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather
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@Token_Geezer: A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves.
@StarksWeek: "I put on pants for nothing" - my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled. Someone set up her Twitter account.
@Donna_McCoy: There's no time capsule quite like the pocket of a coat that's been in the closet for a year.