@egg_dog: don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather
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@nerdjpg: It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font. “Yes, Perfect”
@HeatherLuvsYou: Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.
@Bexdora: In every teen body-swap film there's that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult. That's my morning routine now.