@TheWadest: Don't EVER let anyone tell you you're not worth anything. You can get at least ten grand for one of your kidneys.
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@DurtMcHurtt: My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up.
@droidbears: fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever
@murrman5: "when people say different color bell peppers taste different" [doctor nodding] I meant anything bothering you physically
@sad_tree: Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop