@shatty48: Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious.
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@envydatropic: I've been on my best behavior ever since the words "you can be charged as an adult" applied to me
@KevinFarzad: Your British accent is so attractive! If we had kids would they have British accents? We should do a scientific test & find out. For science
@_Justin_Stepien: I'm so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards
@jennyjaffe: "Tender and mild" is a great way to describe chicken and a TERRIBLE way to describe a holy infant.