@CantWaitToNap: Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.
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@abbycohenwl: How to apply mascara: Pull wand from tube Open your eyes like a haunted doll coming to life
@thevickster_sa: Staring out into the horizon.. Me: this is so peaceful, tranquil & romantic [Bf holding up a stuffed lion] Bf:Ah zabenya za dabib du da
@TheAlexP: * wishes on shooting star " the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again"
@pattonoswalt: Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?