@CantWaitToNap: Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.
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@Midgetspar: Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby.
@daimonic0: If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too.
@gwatts77: If you steal my identity and get a credit card I'll be impressed. Not because you stole my identity, but because you got approved. Kudos!