@illiter8too: Don't fight your demons: invite them in, nurture them, fuel their unholy power, get them to destroy your enemies, take them bowling.
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@weinerdog4life: No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee
@chagger73: Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...
@TrolleyCat: I want a "refrigerataur." Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession.