@ChrisCamarra: Don't flatter yourself, any type of milkshake brings me to the yard.
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@ScobeyWanKenobi: The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies.
@FuckabillyRex: I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves.
@INDlAN_: If you don’t sleep now, you’ll sleep during the exam. If you sleep now, you’ll fail in the exam. Life is a mess.
@tylerschmall: Great, iTunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation. Just perfect.