@ChrisCamarra: Don't flatter yourself, any type of milkshake brings me to the yard.
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@SomthinBoutSara: Pro Tip: you can't just be sorry. You have to understand why I expect you to be sorry and be able to articulate that back to me in detail
@Rollinintheseat: I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire.
@DothTheDoth: If you're in an old house & the basement door opens for no reason, go into that basement.