@mishakey: Don't forget to check your backseat for murderers! Haha! No, but seriously bring me a coke it's hot in here.
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@wit_haze: I always wanted to be on Family Feud but there were never 5 people in my family speaking to each other at one time.
@Ma_h_ad: I asked my cousin why he eats the burger first and he's like imagine I die whilst eating the chips
@longwall26: God: So I was, all, what if there was a fish made of jelly? Like, jelly but alive and in the sea? LOL [angels look nervously at one another]