@sixfootcandy: Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light.
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@Sickayduh: "Oh no. We dripped cheese dip on the cat. I'll get it" *she grabs a shirt* "Hey don't use that!" *hands her a chip*
@SortaBad: Age 15: I wanna live in a mansion Age 25: Ok a big house, in a nice neighborhood Age 35: *googles 'Best Months to Live Outside'*
@BrdnHatesYou: *beats arachnophobia* *trips over child dressed as Spider-Man* *fears spiders again*
@NintenDom: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up.