@sixfootcandy: Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light.
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@ddsmidt: A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with "the look" on her face.
@_Tempo11: [voice recognition in car] Car: "please say a command" Me: "call Tim" Car: "calling Sarah Marcogliese"
@BoscoPorter: Cashier: "Would you like to donate to charity today or are you a giant piece of shit?"