@sixfootcandy: Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light.
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@michaelianblack: When Pink Floyd sings, "just another brick in the wall," it's a little bit demeaning to bricks.
@bazecraze: People used to dress as monsters for Halloween. Now they dress as characters from shows you don't watch.
@SteveKoehler22: Just changed the GPS voice in my car from male to female. Now if I miss a turn, she says .... "( Sigh )....recalculating"