@Pirate_nurse: Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not
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@Parker_Simpson: Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college.
@williamwanton: I blame 2 of my 3 DUIs on Jesus because I specifically told him to take the wheel
@thatdutchperson: [narrating a commercial for therapy] "For a 100 bucks an hour we'll blame your mother."