@ohthatbadger: Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds.
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@Home_Halfway: MAMA BEAR: Someones been sleeping in MY bed PAPA BEAR: Someones been sleeping in MY bed PAPA ROACH: Someones been cutting MY life to pieces
@TheBoydP: Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is around $643.27. Apparently
@garrydavenport: One of my "100 things to do before you die" would definitely be "call an ambulance".