@Jenny4ashley: Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome.
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@FuckabillyRex: I cross-bred an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug.
@WilliamAder: Turned off my lights for "earth hour". I've never had so many other cars honking at me.
@eye_spyder: You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen.
@ahamedweinberg: 2015. Worse than the death of paper is the death of staplers. Rest in peace you sexy plastic alligators.