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@KeetPotato: "dont get conned into spendin our lottery money"
i wont
[calls wife back]
will 2 sharks fit in our pool?
"NO"
ok
[to salesman]
one shark pls

“dont get conned into spendin our lottery money”
i wont
[calls wife back]
will 2 sharks fit in our pool?
“NO”
ok
[to salesman]
one shark pls

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