@dlockw21: Don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day. I repeat, don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day.
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@tsm560: My ex-girlfriend is getting divorced from my ex-best friend and I didn't think it was possible to be this happy.
@HeyJennyConway: My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
@wickedsuga: Everyone needs that one friend that will promise to redraw your chalk outline to make you look skinnier.