@trevso_electric: Don't give your heart to someone unless you're 100% certain that you're dead.
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@Ygrene: Me: hey did you buy '100 Count Tennis Balls' from Amazon? Wife: no Dog: *pretending to read newspaper*
@GreenishDuck: Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*
@simoncholland: Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?