@KKBowls: Don't hand out condoms to high school students. Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy
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@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.
@Dawn_M_: This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse.
@Chumpstring: ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time.