@andylassner: Don't hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
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@Reverend_Scott: Meanwhile, at the bar: Batman: "Whisky." Aquaman: "Appletini." "WHAT?" "It's vodka, apple schnapps..." "You're off the Justice League."
@hazelmotes1: "I missed you so much!" I shout as I run past my wife's open arms and jump into my bed.