@andylassner: Don't hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
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@CommonSavant: Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot.
@Marlebean: That's great about your engagement, promotion and new car. I grabbed the EXACT amount of hangers I needed to put away laundry. Samsies!
@globetrottgirl: It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf.
@TheMichaelRock: Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard.