@Neauxpe: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because you were the only car in the lot and I parked so close you couldn't open your door.
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@Phlegmingway: I prefer science to religion, as the former doesn't seem to grow vengeful and jealous when refused attention.
@jazmasta: My personal trainer said I should have a protein shake every night at 11pm. That's whey past my bedtime