@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
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@SuperRandomish: Cupcakes are amazing, because holding a full size cake up to your face isn't socially acceptable for some reason.
@PieChord: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
@BeardedSteel: Cat: Lame. Just lame. Me: Shut up. Not everyone goes out Friday nights u know. Cat: Leave extra food out. Im bringing a girl home. Me: ...ok