@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
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@Megatronic13: Pastor: discipline your children as God disciplines his. Me: so kick them out for eating an apple? Pastor: no Me: rain down frogs? Pastor: what the? Me: plague them with locusts? Pastor: NO Me: I gotta say Padre, it kinda feels like I’m running out of options here.
@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
@alfageeek: 9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.