@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
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@Shock_Monster: Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words.
@sixfootcandy: I just saw a guy with leather pants get out of an IROC-Z. I wanted to say "Welcome to the future, traveler. You're going to love it here!"
@Iwriteforcats: I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.