@SamGrittner: Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach.
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@Shot_Of_Cabo: My daughter found a new boyfriend. I'm just glad the police haven't found the old one.
@causticbob: BBC:when a women is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Batman
@LordofScribble: As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.