@SamGrittner: Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach.
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@DannyMcH2O: Some homophobic guys are scared that a dude might hit on 'em. If a chick wouldn't hit on you, neither would a dude. Ugliness is universal.
@PJTLynch: People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio
@idigcrazychics: You can't boss me around until you're older than the whiskey I drink. -subtweet to my GF
@TheAlexNevil: 5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master.