@twylaredsun: Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65.
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@LuvPug: *opening a bag of chips* Librarian: Ma'am, you can't have food in the library Me: It's my emotional support snack
@MrAdamBez: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.
@DilemmaEmmaEmma: Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day.