@twylaredsun: Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65.
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@slaughthie: Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots.
@pleatedjeans: *requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*
@mikeleffingwell: I always say "I was wondering when you'd find me" when I get in my car. That way if someone's ever in the backseat I'll look cool as shit.