@DaveWeasel: "Don't Kid Yourself" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills.
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@DBMaxP: Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?
@TheMichaelRock: Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter if he wasn't making movies all the time.
@EndhooS: Wife: Ow, a bee just stung me! Me: uhoh guess i have to pee on u Wife: that's for jellyfish Me: [unzipping pants] bees don't sting jellyfish