@DaveWeasel: "Don't Kid Yourself" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills.
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@ceejoyner: Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime.
@ceejoyner: Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.
@Amburglar_: I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants.
@TheMichaelRock: Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?