@DaveWeasel: "Don't Kid Yourself" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills.
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@ConanOBrien: This summer, camp counselors all over the country will shine flashlights under their chins and read the headlines.
@Moi_RaRa: I like long walks while holding hands.. which always seems a little awkward with strangers on the beach.
@rad_milk: women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady
@ericsshadow: Broke my ankle at 19 years old and didn't miss a single day waiting tables. Last week I took 3 days off work because my cat had diarrhea.