@DaveWeasel: "Don't Kid Yourself" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills.
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@Thedudish: "Is my butt is too big?" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead.
@KKBowls: Me: damn, doc I'm losing my hair. What can you give me to keep it in? Dr.: a plastic bag
@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Can't.. arguing with someone who thinks phone internet and internet internet are two different internets.