@DaveWeasel: "Don't Kid Yourself" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills.
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@JenniferVaz36: Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
@markleggett: The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people.
@noog: GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl. The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion.
@JessiCanadian: Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*