@DaveWeasel: "Don't Kid Yourself" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills.
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@jenlaw_11: "You are what you eat" I whisper to myself as I pour my dead dog's ashes into my cat's food bowl
@Illuminati_Stop: "WATERMELON" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. "ILLUMINATI" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI.
@sock_holliday: When I say books rule you say shhhh Librarian:... Me: BOOKS RULE Librarian: SHHHH! Me: BOOKS RULE Librarian: SHHHH! Me: awwww yeaaaah