@SCbchbum: "Don't kill it!" my friend pleaded for a spider's life inside. So I carefully trapped it in a cup, brought it outside, then stomped on it.
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@lovexios: I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up.
@kelkulus: A dating app called "Hinder" where some guy shows up in the middle of every date and ruins everything.
@TheTweetOfGod: My advice for anyone who wants more followers is simple: Form them from dust and breathe into their nostrils. #workedforMe
@fro_vo: orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang