@efasheefaa: Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral.
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@WilliamAder: Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about.
@kelkulus: The Indian version of "How I Met Your Mother"is just a single episode called "I Met Her At Our Wedding".
@allthenachos: We're going to build a great wall to keep the inspirational tweets out. And Facebook is going to pay for it. Make Twitter Great Again.
@KalvinMacleod: BRAIN: it's 4am u up? ME: leave me alone B: who was our grade 5 teacher? M: stop B: why's our eye itchy? M: I'm ignoring u B: engage bladder