@efasheefaa: Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral.
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@WildeThingy: [electric chair] "Any requests for your final minutes?" "Yeh, I want the last episode of Lost explained." *acquitted on a technicality
@EamonToPlease: [baby is bouncing in swing seat] I I wish I had one of those. HER DAD They bring great joy. I (to self) Oh, he thinks I mean a baby.
@akatinamarie: I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak.