@efasheefaa: Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral.
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@JonnyGoodTimes: My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)
@truegritrumble: Tired of being hit by cars? Fed up with being scraped off the road? Sick of fighting off vultures after you've been pancaked? Sidewalks™
@MentalAbortions: I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, "If you got it flaunt it."