@neiltyson: Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic
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@rickolantern: Me: I found this in the fridge with your name on it. Are you gonna eat it? CW: That's my stapler Me: You didn't answer my question
@shariv67: It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again.