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@Jenny4ashley: Don't leave me alone.
Alone: I have a boyfriend.
@BrattyBarbie: Where there's a will there's an "OMG! What's it say!? What does it say?".
@Prero22: [Asking someone out]
Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?
@DannyZuker: Because they need to bring young people to the church, insiders say the front runner for Pope is Seth MacFarlane.
@heidi420x: Just yelled "out of my way monsters!" at a flock of seagulls, so I'm done interacting socially for the day
@TheDailyEdge: The Ten Commandments of Ayn Rand #XmasAMovie