@theshantilly: Don't let anyone tell you who you are unless you're concussed and confused and genuinely need to know.
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@onedumbshark: When my doctor diagnosed me with surrealism I didn't know what to candle wax forest upside down volcano coffin.
@offbeatoliv: Milk crates are like a Swiss Army knife for the poor... Need a stool? Milk crate! A bookshelf? Milk crate! A side table? Two milk crates!
@thetobbie: ME: Have you seen my denim jacket? GF: No, but it's okay. Just checked the weather & it's not going to be the 1980s today...