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@Book_Krazy: Don't let him know you're a hologram. Don't let him know you're a hologram.

Interviewer: You've got the job!
*extends hand*

Me: Dammit

Don’t let him know you’re a hologram. Don’t let him know you’re a hologram.

Interviewer: You’ve got the job!
*extends hand*

Me: Dammit

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