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@EndhooS: [Don't let hot barrista know I'm a goose]
"Can I get you a coffee?"
Just a honk chonklate for me
"A what?"
CHOCOLATE, a hot chocolate plz.

[Don’t let hot barrista know I’m a goose]
“Can I get you a coffee?”
Just a honk chonklate for me
“A what?”
CHOCOLATE, a hot chocolate plz.

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